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Главная > ˙·٠●ანეგდოტები●٠·˙ > ანეგდოტები სხვადასხვა jack tu monitortan chustebi dagxvdebat e.i svania internetshi shesuli:D:D Хатия guruli da megreli shexvdebian. megreli: _ rava xar dzamia? _ shen ro gagixardeba mase. _ rava dacydit suyvela? Хатия imereli gatxovdeba kaxetshi, pirveli gamis mere dilit aivanze gamodis gaxedavs rare-mares da - ezoc ra patar hqoniat └─►Giorgi guruli valiko chava guriashi.. didi xani araa namyopi da mezoblebi da natesavebi sufras gauketeben... shua qeifis dros guruls moefsmeva da saxlis gverdze gava.. am dros gamoivlis mesoblis bavshvi da edzaxis: gaumarjos valiko dziaooo!!!... guruli ar imchnevs... bavshvi kide daudzaxebs valiko dziaa rogor xar rogooor!!!... isev chumada guruli da agrdzelebs mofsmas... bavshvi edzaxis: dayruvdi valiko dziaa!!!.. valiko.. macade biziko xo xedav vfsav!!!.. Bavshvi: mere pirit xo ar gichiravs eg saoxre mitxari gamarjobaoo :D:D:D:D:D └─►Giorgi svani 16 tclis biji qalebshi tcava da qali rakam udgas... es biji ver axerxebs verafers.. ver umiznebs... am dros qali xels gauyops unda ro moeshvelos... svani .. chamoartmevs... oniani genacvale... :D:D:D:D:D:D:D └─►Giorgi guruli chava samegreloshi stumrad.. dilit gaigvidzeben da megreli eubneba 1-0 dzamiao... ra ertit nolio kitxavs guruli.. ra 1-0 da mogartvio... guruli xels chaiqnevs... mere guriashi tcavlen da dilit guruli eubneba.. 1-1 dzamao.. ra 1-1 io ekitxeba megreli... ra 1-1.. da mec mogartvioo.. kai erti raa me gexumre dzama... eubneba megreli.... guruli: mashin 1-0 :D:D:D:D:D:D └─►Giorgi gasvenebashi imdeni xalxi iyo... damkvrelebi skaipit gvyavada... :D:D:D:D:D:D valeri Normal 0 false false false MicrosoftInternetExplorer4 /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Обычная таблица"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0cm; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language:#0400; mso-fareast-language:#0400; mso-bidi-language:#0400;}Qas yavs debili shvili…..sagamoses bavshvi ezoshi tamashobs da yviris dedaaaaa…dedaa……raiyoo gaagonebs dedamisi mecxre sartulidannn,, bavshvi amodzaxebs qvemodan :;deda sachmeli mshiaooo? :D:D:D valeri Normal 0 false false false MicrosoftInternetExplorer4 /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Обычная таблица"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0cm; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language:#0400; mso-fareast-language:#0400; mso-bidi-language:#0400;}Qas yavs debili shvili…..sagamoses bavshvi ezoshi tamashobs da yviris dedaaaaa…dedaa……raiyoo gaagonebs dedamisi mecxre sartulidannn,, bavshvi amodzaxebs qvemodan :;deda sachmeli mshiaooo? :D:D:D valeri Qas yavs debili shvili…..sagamoses bavshvi ezoshi tamashobs da yviris dedaaaaa…dedaa……raiyoo gaagonebs dedamisi mecxre sartulidannn,, bavshvi amodzaxebs qvemodan :;deda sachmeli mshiaooo? :-D:-D:-D valeri Normal 0 false false false MicrosoftInternetExplorer4 /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Обычная таблица"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0cm; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language:#0400; mso-fareast-language:#0400; mso-bidi-language:#0400;} mixo miva urologtan da daudebs y**s magidaze:D:D Eqimi mokidebs xels da ertisaati sinjavs da atvalierebss … bolos etyvi s: -araperi gchirsooo,, mixo etyvis: eg mec vici mara xoa ise gochivito :D:D:D:D:valeri Normal 0 false false false MicrosoftInternetExplorer4 /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Обычная таблица"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0cm; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language:#0400; mso-fareast-language:#0400; mso-bidi-language:#0400;} mixo miva urologtan da daudebs y**s magidaze:D:D Eqimi mokidebs xels da ertisaati sinjavs da atvalierebss … bolos etyvi s: -araperi gchirsooo,, mixo etyvis: eg mec vici mara xoa ise gochivito :D:D:D:D:valeri mixo miva urologtan da daudebs y**s magidaze:-D:-D Eqimimokidebs xels da ertisaati sinjavs da atvalierebss … bolos etyvi s:-araperi gchirsooo,, mixo etyvis: eg mec vici mara xoa ise gochivito :-D:-D:-D:-Dgiorgi txutmeti celia rac qmari gardamecvalao ki magram bavshvebi patarebi ro gyavso igi is mokvda me ki ar momkvdarvaro:-D giorgi xevsurs ekitxebian elmavali tu ginaxavso eg romelia gorivit rqebi ro aqvso arc gori ar ginaxavs she upatronovo:-D giorgi gaiget tamaza gauricxiat alpinistebis seqciidano ratov turme mashin causcriat meqvse sartulze liftit ro adiodao:-D :-D :-D :-D giorgi chemi sasidzo namdvili lomiao kargi erti sad ginaxavs meloti lomio:-D giorgi ekimo kmars veraferi movuxerxe shezguduli varo eqimi rato chven droshi yvelaferi dasashvebiao xoda mec magas vambob is ki kitxvas mikrdzalavso giorgi qali ekimtan miva naxevar litriani botlit ekimi ekitxeba eg raariso shardia batono tkven ro damabareto jer es erti shardi me ki ara laboratoriashi unda miitano da meorec mag shardi kiara zetiao ui mec ar gamikvirda perashkebi rato mecvebodao:-D giorgi mito bolos da bolos rodis unda iscavlo normalurad cxviris moxocvao mascavlebeli eubneba rato unda viscavlo gana magashic sashemodgomo gamomyvebao:-D :-D giorgi gepeis sasadiloshi am cvnians kovzi xom undao unda aba ar undao povarma mere sadao eger mesame kursels aqvso da moucade patara xanso:-D :-D :-D :-D giorgi kmartan gayra mindao mosamartlestan midis bazari chemma qmarma rac tafebi da kasrulebi mkondao gayidao suyvela da daliao mashin mec gageyrebio ayvirda qmari erti tvis mere unda gaigos qalma tafebi da sainebi ro ar aris saxlshio:-D :-D :-D giorgi KAROCHE ROJA MUSHAOBS QARXANASHI DA YOVEL SAGAMOS GAMODIS KACHKIT DA GAZETI AQVS GADAFAREBULI UFROSOBAS ECHVI AQ MAGARI RAGACAS GVPARAVSO DA MIVA UFROSI ACEVS AM GAZETS DA ARAFERIA ASE KOVEL DGE BOLOS MOBEZRDEBA DA ETYVIS MITXARI RAS MPARAVO DA PREMIEBS DA RAGACEEBS MOGCEMO GAGDEBAZE XO BAZARI ARA VABSHEO XO DA MEKACHKE XO ICIT RAS EUBNEBA KACHKAS SHE SIRO KACHKASO KACHKEBIS QARXANASHI MUSHAOBDA:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D ( exla var loginze marto da mciva, rogor minda vigrdzno sheni shexeba, isev gamatbo, maxsendeba ertad gatarebuli tkbili gameebi, sad xar? damibrundi! sheni pijamo beso vaneli daichers oqros tevzs. tevzi etyvis ert survils shegisruleb da gamishvi, ogond rasac agisruleb shens mezobels or imdens mivcemo. vaneli dafiqrda da mere upasuxa, cali tvalit damabrmaveo....:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D Qeti გენერალს შვილიშვილი შეეძინა. სანახავად ადიუტანტი გააგზავნა.- ბატონო გენერალო, რომ ნახოთ როგორ გგავთ, გაგიჟდებით! მელოტია, ღიპიანი, არაფრის აზრზე არ არის და მაინც სულ ღრიალებს… Qeti shaqro xval davkodot sheni burvaki tavisufali var, akaki Qutaiseli dzmakacs urekavs: tbilisidan xalxi chamomivida stumrad da amodi. ra feris sarochkebi acviat? shavi au,egeni didi xnit iqnebian chamosulebi. akaki mixos sidedri matareblit unda chamovides.bavshvi mamas ekitxeba:mami,mami,zustad ici,rom bebiaam matareblit chamodis? mokete da relsebi droze akare. akaki naxe,ra qali modis eee,shen magi gaxdili unda naxo shen ra ici? chemi colia. akaki svani kibeze adis: ukacravad,es meore sartulia? ara,mesame. aba,meore sartuli sad aris? akaki Qetino,ratom ar txovdebi? ar momwons mtvrali kacebi. shenc,fxizels mistxovdi. fxizel kacebs me ar movwonvar. akaki svanis gancxadeba:ikideba miwa mrgval bagtan,iafad. erti kilo ati lari. 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 |
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